Bent

to get fucked

"Guys I got absolutely bent last night"

by shenaniganz2222221 October 30, 2017

Bent

Being under the influence of alcohol. Often shouted or spoken loudly

Dave: "I'm so bent right now!"
Pete: "oi same"

by elementafbro November 12, 2017

Bent

A word used by the Joel pole meaning "he likes boys"

You're fucking bent!

by Wadas May 9, 2018

bent bed

Riding down the interstate, it's the bed that is bent in strange angles from being secured with bungee cords. It is usually being carried by a super long trailer.

Brandon was driving down the interstate when he spotted a "bent bed" and began to comment on the sadness of a bed that would probably never return to it's pre-bent state.

Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.

by Regina Pheldman June 18, 2018

Bent chicken wing

A phrase used to describe the position of your arm when you are lying on your side real close behind someone else and the arm youre laying on is down to your side but bent at the elbow pinning your hand across your chest unable to do much .

Dick was lying there. With a bent chicken wing wishing he could just reach his cigarrettes without waking. The hot blonde.

by Methefarthest August 5, 2016

Bent Straw in his mixed drink

A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)

Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.

by HarleyCMC February 5, 2017

bent penny

Aka lead piece or screamer, it's general slang we trumpet players use for that f***ing shallow mouthpiece each of us have in our cases for when we have to play anything that's high, loud, and in your face.

Or when we have to make your mom cum on the horn and/or after. Especially when her name is Penny.

My "bent penny" is a Marcinkiewicz Bobby Shew 2. Oh, say hi to your mum for me.

by AdenosinePush January 4, 2012