Brandon Moment

A moment of time in which a person has a large amount of stupidity and forgets something trivial or important.

1. "Dude, you have to see this!" *shows* *moments later* "Dude, you have to see this!"

2. "I think you're the only person in the world not to use Trishula's effect when you summon it." "Yeah, you just had a Brandon Moment."

by ColdKlaus September 2, 2011

Brandon Kim

A very insecure person. He has chappy lips all the time and an erect Johnnie all the time. He is a complete ladies man. He loves his women, Katherine Wu, Lauren Shim, Jisoo Park, and Joshua Nam. He thinks he is good at basketball, but he is. He is the best basketball players out there. He is very good at mandarin, and is rich. He is rich but dresses homeless. Get yourself a Brandon, a skinny, fat, sexy mother fucker

Jisoo: Hi Brandon
Brandon: Hi katherine wu!

I want to be Brandon Kim for Halloween because a Brandon Kim is someone who scares everybody.

by thatniggadean October 10, 2019

Brandon Herrera

AKA "AK Daddy" and "Papa Kalash"

A youtube gun celebrity and owner of the AKG firearms company. His main project over at AKG is the AK-50.
Known for his Gun Meme Review and Cursed Gun Images video series'. Currently hated by both Demolition Ranch and Kentucky Ballistics for quote, "playing them against each other." (;

Brandon Herrera, the greatest lover of kalashes and the Daddy of all AKs. One day, Brandon will successfully produce the AK-50 which will be the biggest and baddest AK ever made.

by Paulson Harrell September 8, 2020

Joe Brandon

Literal Dementia. Used to describe when one cannot remember or stumble in speech.

Person one: I think that we should awebufagulabiusescuseme....ahem
Person two: think you just had a Joe Brandon!

by Маршал Чилтонов July 7, 2022

Big Nigga Brandon

Big Nigga Brandon, the nigga who owns tiddy fucc and has lots of sex with athena, its pretty hot i watched once

man BIG NIGGA BRANDON IS THE BIGGEST NIGGA WHO BIGGED AND SHIT JOHN FEEL?

by nigganigganiggaJAYnigga April 18, 2018

Brandon

Perfect,sweet,amazing guy,adorable,handsome, sexy
The guy whom Mckenna Loves more then anything.
Talented, Very Lovable, The Man whom McKenna will be with forever.

Brandon is so amazing, i love him. i hope this pefect man stays with me forever.?

by KennalovesBrandon January 31, 2009

brandon c margera

bam margera's real name. the c stands for cole. when bam was little he always ran into things so his grandpa called him bam. that's what i heard at least.

brandon cole margera

by loonyangel April 17, 2006