I was only nine years old. I loved Among us so much; I had all the merchandise and the skins. I played Among us every night before bed. Thanking Among us for hours of entertainment, I been given. "Among us is love," I say, "Among us is life."
My dad hears me and calls me, "A noob." I kenw he was just jealous of my devotion for Among us. I call him, "Sus." He slaps me and sends me to bed. I am crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold.
I feel a warmth move towards me. I feel something touch me. It's the Among us characters. I am so happy. They whisper in my ear, "Are you the imposter?" They grab me with their hard-working crewmate hands and put me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready. I spread my asscheeks for the Among us characters. They penetrate my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for the Among us characters. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push againist their force. I wamt to please the Among us characters. They roar a mighty roar as they fill my butthole with their love.
My dad walks in. The Among us characters look him straight in the eye and say, "It is all sussed now." The Among us characters leave through my window. Among us is love, Among us is life.
My dad hears me and calls me, "A noob." I kenw he was just jealous of my devotion for Among us. I call him, "Sus." He slaps me and sends me to bed. I am crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold.
I feel a warmth move towards me. I feel something touch me. It's the Among us characters. I am so happy. They whisper in my ear, "Are you the imposter?" They grab me with their hard-working crewmate hands and put me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready. I spread my asscheeks for the Among us characters. They penetrate my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for the Among us characters. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push againist their force. I wamt to please the Among us characters. They roar a mighty roar as they fill my butthole with their love.
My dad walks in. The Among us characters look him straight in the eye and say, "It is all sussed now." The Among us characters leave through my window. Among us is love, Among us is life.
by JAMGOHAM April 20, 2022
Get the among us mug.A recently discovered condition that affects people from any age, but is most prominent in the ages 7-18.
The Condition outlined is when a person has occasional or frequent among us encounters. These can include: Seeing a trash can as an among us crewmate, Having the urge to say "sus" or "impostor" during a conversation, Seeing crewmates talk to you or hear an impostor talking with you.
It seems closely related to Schizophrenia and can be caused by having said conditon. But GAS (Generalised Amonguli Syndrome) Seems to mainly effect the memory and senses. The GAS effects everything you can see, hear, smell, hear and feel.
This is why often these patients have extreme episodes when they have a full experience of being murdered by a crewmate and actually feeling the pain and agony.
Often these episodes can be calmed by experimental ways such as Drugs such as xanax and Marijuana.
Some patients have been reported to be driven insane from being "stalked" not episodes that have them up close and personal. but instead far away, in the corner of the eyes. Staring.
There is no cure for the conditions as of yet, but many doctors are trying to Help the nearly 1 million people affected by GAS today.
The Condition outlined is when a person has occasional or frequent among us encounters. These can include: Seeing a trash can as an among us crewmate, Having the urge to say "sus" or "impostor" during a conversation, Seeing crewmates talk to you or hear an impostor talking with you.
It seems closely related to Schizophrenia and can be caused by having said conditon. But GAS (Generalised Amonguli Syndrome) Seems to mainly effect the memory and senses. The GAS effects everything you can see, hear, smell, hear and feel.
This is why often these patients have extreme episodes when they have a full experience of being murdered by a crewmate and actually feeling the pain and agony.
Often these episodes can be calmed by experimental ways such as Drugs such as xanax and Marijuana.
Some patients have been reported to be driven insane from being "stalked" not episodes that have them up close and personal. but instead far away, in the corner of the eyes. Staring.
There is no cure for the conditions as of yet, but many doctors are trying to Help the nearly 1 million people affected by GAS today.
Man 1: "Did you hear that Frank was diagnosed with Generalised Amonguli Syndrome?"
Woman 1: "No, that's terrible!" (Cry)
Woman 1: "No, that's terrible!" (Cry)
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Get the Amongbus mug.The one type of meme that I fucking see EVERYWHERE. Like please, I beg of you, STOP POSTING AMONG US SHIT! If I have to hear ONE MORE GOD-DAMN "amogus" and "when imposter is sus" I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND (as if that hasn't happened all ready).
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right, AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST AMONG US STUFF. I, I SHOWED MY CHAMPION UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND, AND THE LOGO, I FLIPPED IT AND WENT, HEY BABE WHEN THE UNDERWEAR SUS HAHA, DING DING DING DING DING DING DING, DING DING DING. I FUCKIN LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN AND SAID, THAT'S A BIT SUSSY, I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO PENIS?! MORE LIKE PENSUS! AHHHHHHHHH....
You get it right? Just please, for the love of god! stop making Among us memes
You get it right? Just please, for the love of god! stop making Among us memes
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My college roommate was banging his girl on the top bunk so I did a ride along and rubbed one out on the bottom bunk.
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