brown alert

when someone has to take a major shit

oh god, look out brown alert comin through.

by danny and mason February 16, 2004

anal alert

when your ass lets you know that your about to shit all over the place.

oh man, wheres the nearest toilet i just had an anal alert , i'm gonna shit myself any second!!

by LEARY / CARTER April 6, 2006

Anal Aperture

The opening of the anus, from which Fundie Muck emerges.

see also; asshole.

William Randolph Hearst was an anal aperture because of his views on marajuana.

eg: William Randolph Hearst claimed marajuana and hashish was addictive and made men mad, as in insane.

by follywood April 21, 2009

boner alert

Massive erection forming or already formed

Her pokey nipples give me such a boner alert that between them and my prince albert we could have a wicked game of hoopla.

by A Key Tapper February 22, 2008

Red Alert

When you see a ginger walk in the room.

"Red alert guys, it seems the daywalker decided to come..."

by TYHD February 9, 2009

Ugly Advertisement Girl

That girl you see on an internet ad advertising a product that makes you squeamish from their ugliness. Often advertises clothes.

Well, just about done messing with kids over Facebook... AH!! What on Earth is that creature on the right side of the screen?!

Hah, that would be an Ugly Advertisement Girl. Hide in fear, child.

by SNARF SNARF January 29, 2008

red alert

When you're on the absolute brink of shitting your pants.

The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.

The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.

Victim: Ken, I'm not fuckin' around. This is a red alert!

Ken: Hahaha. All right, loosen your belt and pinch your cheeks, we're almost at Denny's.

by Nobody0000 March 28, 2010