Austin

A little man with big dreams in mind. What he lacks in feet he makes up for in inches.

Before anal sex, my partner likes to lube up his Austin before he slaps me on the butt cheek and makes me recite every line from Shrek (PS the safe word is paddle).

by Faggell April 23, 2017

Austin

Austin the most sweetest intelligent guys you will ever meet when u look up at this smile it's like the whole world stopped he stands up for what he believes in and us extremely out going he's taken but you crush on him anyway taking the chance!

Yo sharkquanda do you see how hot Austin is?
Sharkquanda:yea he's sexy

by Ladybugmoons September 13, 2018

Austin

A ugly ass nigga and says he fucks but can't and has a girlfriend named Sam

Austin is ugly

by Convent gdjsjsbxkbvkdms May 17, 2018

Austin

Austin is a know it all who never gets good grades no matter how hard you try. He plays games like Funny Skeleton adventure and things it's better than Pong. Likes Megalovania and thinks Sans isn't overrated. He's straight and has a boyfriend. He's a mother to two children, never adopted a child in his life. He's colorblind and his favorite color is green. He's a communist who doesn't like to share.

Austin is a natural anomaly.

by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020

Austin

An "Italian" fuckboy from Tennessee.

Oh fuck it's that chump Austin.

by WHYAMIYELLING? December 10, 2014

Austin

A red headed fire crotch who has a bonfire on his testicles

Bro fucks on fire austin

by Bash2018lit June 11, 2018

Austin

A huge dick face to girls he used to date or was a best friend. He's a gay cock sucker and he's a man whore and a slut

Wow dude that guy is a total Austin

by 22aubreeitsme December 22, 2016