august 15

National Expose Your friends day. Post yo friends badass secrets and shit on snap and insta.

Friend: “Why did you tell everyone i slept with John?!”
You: It’s August 15th
Friend: “What’s August 15th?!?!”
You: National Expose Your Friend Day dumbass👹

by bigttbich August 16, 2019

August 7

The one day no fucks will be given.

This feels like an August 7 type of day

by Ur life in pieces October 16, 2019

August 6

If you are born on august 6 yh you are most likely have beautiful curly hair, you an amazing friend.

John : whats your birthday?
Jill : august 6 why?
John : you must be a great friend!

by JILLIAN :3 November 4, 2019

August 28

Girls born on August 28 are gorgeous intelligent and incredible. They are actually the best

Girl 1: wanna be friends forever only if you were born on August 28
Girl 2: of course you are awesome and I care about you

by Tiktoker_notfamous December 12, 2020

August 21

grab dat asss

Boys and girls today is the day August 21 where you grab that ass

by I want too August 18, 2019

August 2nd

A birthday of a person with a big ass dick for how big that dick is we can't call him human

Victim: Pull out yo dick
Y/N*pulls out dick*
Victim: Were you born on August 2nd?
Y/N: How'd you know???
Victim: August 2nd dicks are the biggest

by August 2nd Mfuka September 29, 2021

August 6

People born on this day are superior over others. They are born into leader status and is our lord and savior. Obey this person at all times.

Person 1: Wow, our leader is so amazing!
Person 2: He is our lord and savior
Person 3: I love to obey him at all times!
Person 4: He is superior to all other people
Leader: I know, I was born on August 6!

by mR pERI December 18, 2019