by why are you reading this May 04, 2018
Synonymous with beef curtains, ham drapes are caused from an exuberant amount of sexual intercourse, which cause a woman's labia to droop like the sleeve of a wizard.
by xAndy August 14, 2007
This slang term describes a night in which large amounts of alcohol will be consumed with your friends. It is also the best part about being a pirate (according to "Pirates: Band of Misfits").
"Do you know what the best part about being a pirate is?" "IT'S HAM NITE OF COURSE!"
"Bro ham nite tonight you down?" "Hell yeah I'm down, only the 2nd gunman in the grassy knoll would turn down a ham nite"
"Bro ham nite tonight you down?" "Hell yeah I'm down, only the 2nd gunman in the grassy knoll would turn down a ham nite"
by goodneighbor69 December 17, 2015
A chubby girl with a pot belly. Other names are "hamasaurous-rex", "hamlet", the "hamburglar" and of course "the incredible ham"!
Wow! That ham dingle is HUGE!!
Ham just ate my dog!
Holy ham! Hamlet just chubbed her pants!
Run! the Hamasaurous-Rex is coming!
I once heard that ham hide a cheeseburger in one of her rolls.
Ham just ate my dog!
Holy ham! Hamlet just chubbed her pants!
Run! the Hamasaurous-Rex is coming!
I once heard that ham hide a cheeseburger in one of her rolls.
by CJMB May 19, 2009
An expresion used in elementary school when you don't want to get detention for cursing. More sophisticated than saying what the heck.
by Hatashi Bendari August 18, 2011
by A.D. Sly June 20, 2006
a level of shit-faced in which one is sloppy like a pig and out of this world like a baseball during the glorious steroid era.
Kid: "Where'd you go last night?"
Sav: "I have no idea. I woke up sandy with a roll of 20s in my pocket and mad hickeys on my neck. Ham dinged."
Kid: "Oh man. That is rich."
Sav: "I have no idea. I woke up sandy with a roll of 20s in my pocket and mad hickeys on my neck. Ham dinged."
Kid: "Oh man. That is rich."
by Left Cup Lance November 15, 2010