Asshole

Any person who tells you to go into google and type in the word your looking for to find the definition.

Type in asshole on google and hit the I'm Feeling Lucky button, you'll find out what it means.

by TheFearI95 January 23, 2011

asshole

1. A douchebag
2. The part of your body that makes you feel guilty when you get pleasure from touching it during masturbation

1. My boss is a complete asshole
2. help me /b/, does this make me gay?

by $chan March 13, 2009

Asshole

Boys who try to touch places they shouldn't in a girl's body during the first date.

girl: '...so we kissed a little bit and everything was great and suddenly he was touching my boobs..."
friend: 'what an asshole!'

by grei_eba August 1, 2009

Asshole

Lucas. A lying, cheating, all around complete whore who deserves the worst.

"I hope that girl bites that asshole's tounge and he chokes on the blood."

by Laiiniee Powell January 6, 2008

asshole

Anyone on Urban Dictionary who votes thumbs down to my definition of an asshole, which is the following: Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld

I can't believe some people voted thumbs down. What a bunch of right-wing, fascist assholes!

by Vibesman November 10, 2009

asshole

Someone who really gets on your nerves all the time.

Diner: Hey kid, do you get many tips, the speed you work at? Didn't think so.
Waiter: Stop being such an asshole!

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 23, 2006

asshole

The dude that sits down next to you in some type of public setting (ie a public bus) and smells like he took a bath in Axe body spray, talking on his cell phone about this bitch he fucked last night, and eating some type of food very loudly and chewing with his mouth open. Also can be known as a douchebag

This asshole was sitting next to me on the bus yesterday, he reeked!

by iwillnotgetbutthurt April 4, 2013