The Asshole Recognition System (ARS) is a futuristic bidtech (bidet technology) leveraging AI and image recognition to ensure a hands-free, paperless toileting experience. Incorporating Precision Fecal Targeting (PFT) as well as Adaptive Butt Monitoring (ABM) the Asshole Recognition System is able to achieve an impressive 99.5% Shit Elimination Ratio (SER).
My ass was so swollen and wrecked from aggressive wiping, but now is ridiculously clean and ready to take on any challenge of the day. Thank you Asshole Recognition System (ARS)!
by CleanAssLover April 29, 2025
an absolute BUFFOON. fucks a new bitch every second, the absolute horniest . A fuck boy but is secretly gay asf
by Xxares r GAYYY X HMM March 02, 2020
ares is the finest mf in the united states hes like really pog and he has nice hands and a MONSTER cock <3
by pee chugger May 30, 2021
Ares is the most beautiful and sexy girl in the entire world. Without a doubt she is unique and has the best body, face and personality. She is a wifey!!! 10/10 tho
by temp-644869 November 22, 2021
by omorii July 05, 2021
Ares is a God, he is perfection in every form. While born a human he is superior to everyone else, he sees everyone around him as ants, their intelligence pales in comparison to his. He is a genius, extremely generous and giving as well. God smiled when he came into existence.
by ProudandLoud2 May 19, 2025
Ares, the versatile bot, offers a myriad of functions to enhance Discord communities. Its multipurpose nature extends to powerful security commands, including the formidable antinuke feature, which shields servers from potential raiders. With Ares as a steadfast guardian, server owners can rest assured knowing that their communities are safeguarded, allowing members to engage and thrive in a secure environment.
Ashton (Ares).