Elf

An overworked slave owned by santa.

Can also be used as a sex slave if Mrs Claus isn't around

Did you get the new iphone 8elf...?

by Halecheeze December 23, 2016

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Elf

A elf is a FUCKING FAKE CHISTMAS THING THAT IS JUST CREEPY
IT STAIRS INTO YOU’RE SOLE AT NIGHT

Hey have u seen what my elf has done today?

by Cooltiaxox December 23, 2020

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Deformed Elf

some elf who likes to play lots of soccer and is really annoyting because he so small his penis so small he attack in soccer and blonde. his node look like elf and mistletoe

OMG did you see the deformed elf yesterday? He didn't let me concentrate in class at all!

by jeremy mackenzie eau clair December 13, 2022

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Little elf

Often mistaken as a pushover, the little elf is a mighty warrior who makes others tremble in fear. They are often leaders of men and excellent poker players.

How did Gill and Jonny do in the poker? They said they were playing with a real loser.
They had their pants pulled down big style! Turned out Pip was a little elf!

by Django Elf March 21, 2021

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Also Elfing.

A predatory sexual tactic used to seduce women by acting like a Christmas loving simpleton.

Generally targets urban professional women returning home for the holidays who are unsatisfied by their career and/or rebounding from a difficult break up.

Characterized by an initial display of childlike intelligence coupled with an inexplicable aptitude for Christmas related activities, followed by the revelation of a tight physique, acts of service for her parents, niece/nephews, the community, or in some cases her own child if Dad is out of the picture. Ultimately culminates in copulation.

Bro, I totally elfed her…she’s a lawyer in Manhattan but was in town for the holidays. I made cookies with her niece, then I popped my shirt off while fixing her parents busted radiator, we went to pick out a Christmas tree, then we had sex!

by Donlentile March 13, 2025

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