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Divided States of America

The United States under the Trump-Pence Administration
What if the Divided States of America is the new United States of America?
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 17, 2020
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Teach For America

A swarm full of college graduates who look like they just graduated from high school. Teaches in poor Urban areas and believe in helping the education gap and practice educational equity. Most often dress inappropriate, want to be friends with the students, and can be very malicious. Most of them are a bunch of young Liberals who favor Barack Obama. Who stalk high school students than you average teacher. Not a real teacher. Aren't certified. A program with a dedication for two years promising leadership and helps pay off their student loans. Most of them come from prestigious Liberal Arts college and don't major in anything useful.
My teacher's major is in English. She decided to join Teach For America because she didn't really know what else to do with her degree.
by urbandict_chick August 2, 2009
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American Express

this can only be used when out of the country and there must be multiple individuals present. Essentially the American Express is a tag team of men on a foreign girl who fill every orifice of her body with the man pole.
American Express doesnt need an example you get the idea
by Negrodamus1 April 17, 2007
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fat american

The avaricious, gluttonous, apathetic American who uses a disproportionate amount of resources, yet claims that it is their fair share that they are using, without a care for the needy of the world, or the environment.
His clothes are manufactured by children in a Chinese sweatshop and he drives a gas guzzling Hummer. He might not know what affect his consumption has on the world, but if he did, he wouldn't care because he is a Fat American.
by fatamerican February 16, 2009
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American Pie

1. The Reason I'm so disappointed in highschool

2. For 7th graders whos parents blocked porn on the internet so they watch American Pie instead...
1. American Pie made me think High school was extremely organized from social groups to party's with dick games. Little did I know how much it sucks....

2. Lets go watch American Pie book of love I'll bring the tissues you get the lotion.
by Burgman123 October 26, 2011
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Excited States of America

The USA, called this way in reference to American hysteria, which makes people freak out all the time and do stupid stuff like suspecting and imprisoning anyone of being a communist, go to war without even a good reason or just going around going batshit and yelling "DOOOMED, WE'RE DOOOOMED!!". True story.
Canadians are now calling us the "Excited States of America" since all we seem to do is take erectile dysfunction drugs and go to town hall meetings and scream.
by A_SN August 25, 2009
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Gingercan American

The politically correct term for a ginger
ie. red hair, light skin, freckles
guy 1: dude, nate is such a fucking ginger with his red hair and freckles

guy 2: he's a gingercan american dammit, get it the fuck right!
by the ginger101 November 22, 2009
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