Mrs. Alright

The woman you settle for when you realize your dream of the perfect wife is totally unrealistic.

When manly man Ran Stanly was growing up he dreamed of a wife named Mrs. Right who would serve him beer while giving him blowjobs whenever he wanted. However, when he woke up and saw that he worked as a clown that did birthday parties and shitty magic tricks for a living, he decided it was time to settle for Mrs. Alright.

by I Own Utopia February 26, 2010

alizeh

a thong imported from China that has only sizes XXL-XXXL

"Oh damn, laura's got her alizeh on! I can see it through her white shorts!"

by N.B.S.B. April 1, 2009

alright chode

alternative to saying alright but a lot better

"hey go get me some food" Alright Chode!
-its funny

by christopher malonm May 16, 2008

alrighty dighty

a good expression with some spunky sparks of positive agreement or even negative disagreement.

alrighty dighty, finally I have reached Shipbuilder Status after all of my hard work.

by jedixkalibur December 20, 2013

Alright brian

a term used for an annoying loser who ruins everything by repeating what popular kids say and annoys everyone

What is up my hommie - Brian
Dude don't use that word - Person
Why not I am hip - Brian
Alright Brian - Person

by Chocolate armpits November 22, 2011

Aariz

Hypothetically, Aariz is one of the coolest people you may ever meet. Even if you may be miles and miles away, he will make you laugh and make you feel like you are right there with him. He’s funny, and SUPER nice, and his sarcasm is the best. He’s the one person that you look forward to talking to and also the person that you can easily loose track of time with. He’s a total dork, but it’s cute so it doesn’t matter. He’s definitely a person you will look back on and be grateful that you met him, even if it was only for a little while.

“Oh yeah, that’s Aariz, he’s cool, but not as cool as lexi.”

by blobblobby34 February 10, 2022

Alright

A word said to the person who recently insulted you when you cannot think of a comeback. Popular among friends joking with each other. However when used in this way, it needs to be said with different annuciation, (aww right) but together in one word

Drew: Ok Nathan atleast ive actually gotten head
Nathan: Ok well sorry im not failing four classes
Drew: Alright Nathan

by Zømby May 12, 2011