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Forever Alone

Forever Alone Guy is the only rage-meme that accurately and eternally represents you. This meme is one of many, many hilarious and inventive variations of rage-comics, created somewhere around April 2010. The stories are usually focused around main character with abnormally swollen face, which expresses loneliness and disappointment with his life (in which he is alone). Some of them also includes wannabe-funny word games with main line, which has nothing to do with actual plot. Next to highly overused RAGE, FA also draws its humor from such phenomenons like Trollface, FUCK YEA or Poker Face, and can be easily replaced by almost any of them.

The creator and copyright owner of this meme is Dominic Vanner.
"He's never had a girlfriend.. he's forever alone"
by Daniel burns October 23, 2013
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Leave Britney alone

Etymology: from Chris Crocker's desperate cry to leave Britney coo-coo bird Spears alone, which led to him taking all the heat.
Usage: 1. encouraging someone who is talking bullshit or madness or is being pathetic.
2. saying or promising someone something just to shake him or her off.
3. when having no words to describe what you are doing or have done.
1."yeah, man!! I mean really, leave Britney alone" ;
"not only that, they should also leave Britney alone";

2."sure thing, I'll call you and will have lunch, and leave Britney alone... sure.."

3."what do you mean i haven't done anything all day. I've been leaving Britney alone."
by e-shy April 8, 2008
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alone

Me.
I'm alone. The end.
by chic geek September 6, 2003
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A Long Island

A girl who is hot but not pretty. Like a Long Island Iced Tea this is someone you pound in a club, but never have at dinner with the parents.
Chad: Yoooo, I hooked up with this chick Meghan last night at the club.

Brad: Lemme see her insta, bro.
Chad: Nah, just look at my phone.
Brad: Nice body, but her face is beat
Chad: I swear she looks better in person
Brad: I’d pound her in the club, but wouldn’t be caught dead with her at dinner with the parents. Bitch is a long island.
by BigDogBigFoot April 17, 2018
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Sing-A-Long Dump

When you can add words to the melody of when your poo splashes in the water of the toilet.
Whoa... I just took a sing-a-long dump to yoko ono's new song
by J P October 15, 2005
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alone

Only by being alone will any man find peace.
by Sayshu April 25, 2006
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Alonna

Alonna is a very good person, she loves her friends and attempts to befriends with everyone! She is very pretty, has a goofy personality and can be very.... inappropriate...
She is very smart and has ok grades. People misjudge Alonna a lot because of her goofy personality, which can cause problems, so people tend to think of he as annoying or dumb.
Person1: You’ve seen Alonna?

Person2: Yeah she’s annoying.
Person1: What do you mean?! SHES AWESOME!
Person2: ....
by Imjoemama October 29, 2019
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