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Alaskan Seven

When deprived of female interaction, 3 or 4s become 7s.
Shit, that chick was pretty good looking!
No bro, that's an Alaskan seven. you need to get out more.
by jajathehut November 11, 2011
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Alaskan Morbus

Alaskan Morbus: a guy that is gay for little anime boys (usually Tanjiro Kamado) and also calls random guys on discord or on other social media platforms “daddy” or ”master”
Guy on discord: “omg daddy david you’re so hot”

David: ”stop being such an Alaskan Morbus”
by UwUeBoy February 21, 2022
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Alaskan logging

The act of multiple people engaging in a competition of doing anal with multiple people, scraping the shit off your dick and measuring who scraped the most off in the span of a week.

The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully
Me and Cody just got into a Alaskan logging contest and he just got a new lava lamp!
by Alaskan boi December 26, 2020
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alaskan coiler

An Alaskan coiler is a poop so large that it coils around the toilet bowl and protrudes the water.
"Bro, clear the F out. I'm about to pinch off an Alaskan coiler"
by butt cheeks. November 6, 2015
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The Alaskan Flip

When you have a boner so you are unable pee comfortably, so you do a handstand in front of the toilet in order to pee more efficiently.
"Dude I am so hard right now but I really have to pee."
"Same bro, lets do the Alaskan Flip."
"Smart."
by Bullworm February 1, 2021
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Alaskan Bushburner

When a man and a man both ejaculate on each other pubes at the same time but the ejaculate is so hot that it sets fire to the pubes causing kinky pain to both the honosexual lovers
Jake: I gave Josh an Alaskan Bushburner yesterday

Josh: It was a great Alaskan Bushburner
by Bushburner6969 April 26, 2017
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Alaskan Menstruation

When someone WITH A VAGINA puts a taper in a penises meatus (or urethra) until it bleeds, then plugs the hole with snow.
Kelly was so fed up with her boyfriends shenanigans that she had to give him the classic Alaskan Menstruation.
by alaskalover123 January 5, 2021
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