An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.
Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
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The apportioning of goods, services or resources repeatedly favouring a particular recipient, usually known as Lucky Al.
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Adjectives: boo bear, love, and something eles that shall not be said...at this moment
Adjectives: boo bear, love, and something eles that shall not be said...at this moment
Ex: Even when im in the room with Alandos I still miss hom so much.
Alandos is so freaking sexy, its crazy
Alandos is so freaking sexy, its crazy
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