airportant

Acting important when you are in an airport, by wearing clothing that conveys authority or worldliness, striding purposefully with a carryon trailing you on wheels, drinking at a bar while apparently doing something critical on your phone.

Look at that important businessman at the airport bar.

Nah he is just a regular guy flying to visit his mom, he just acts airportant.

by zinndl December 30, 2018

Airpox

the distribution of chickenpox through a shared contact of an airpod

You got Airpox

ok

by Tomer Simpson May 16, 2019

Airport Buzz

The level of buzzed you get when the drinks are too goddamn expensive but your flight’s been delayed 6 hours.

I’ve only got about three shots of vodka left... guess I’m just going to have an airport buzz tonight.

by MandaPanda88 January 21, 2020

AirPeds

Fake AirPods that cost $1, usally when poor person tries to flex that he is rich.

Look, it's that kid with AirPeds, my god he a poor mf

by POOPmanWipeMyFuckinWifeAss December 26, 2020

Airport Puppy

An individual who has been hoeing around, airport to airport, not wearing a mask, soaking up all the germs and bacteria, just not giving a fuck.

"Stay away from Joel today, he's an absolute airport puppy after this weekened. Def has covid"

by Ders McGee September 13, 2022

Airport

Juice WRLD’s Kryptonite.

Our flight leaves in an hour! Get in the car so we can head to the airport!

by Tarantino September 21, 2022

Airportwrongophobia

The fear of landing at the wrong airport

I want to go to London but I’ve got a airportwrongophobia!

by Crime master gogo aaaau September 24, 2022