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Khizer Ahmed

A guy who always says "yo yh" to everything and spans one message across six different lines. Someone with this name is an NPC and always chats shit about other people, but in reality deep down knows that he's trying to get enjoyment out of attempting to belittle others, because he cannot do such an act to his younger brother, whom would wreck him in a fight. This guy wanks off to a fake discord girlfriend which he probably calls 'kitten', and always talks about using cream on her. Khizer has scored more goals at football than he has braincells, coming in at a vast goal count of two goals, with his one braincell telling him to repeat the same phrase over and over again. Somebody with the name "Khizer", is commonly depicted in a groupchat arranging to meet at a chicken shop, which he goes to every day, yet somehow is skinnier than a twig, and has the audacity to call other people around him weak.
How could I have been so stupid! I am such a Khizer Ahmed. Let me spam the groupchat again because I am an NPC.
by vHypnotic July 11, 2022
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Ahmed

Known to be a gay although he has no ass, he is the supreme leader of illuminaties and look like a lamp post.
His favourite toy is a dildo or a vibrator that he likes to use. He is a fooking tall bitch that has his head over the clowds. He eat only caned food because food regularly takes 10 months to reach his stomache and another 10 to find its way out through his anus.
A thin long gay is said to be ahmed
by MakeAmericaGreat April 18, 2019
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mahmoud ahmadinejad

Homophobic, anti-semitic, close minded and theocratic sicko who is currently the President of Iran. He and the Supreme Leader are sickoes who have a abnormal desire to create a one world theocracy!!
Iran is a theocracy, since the Islamic Revolution began. Tehran criminalized LGBT, alcohol and anything western. Get caught doing something "western", 80% chance that you are automatically sentenced to death. As Mahmoud Ahmadinejad went into power, things can only get worse!!
by citylifeloving December 27, 2011
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Ahmad

He's a character that you can only seemingly describe with NOTASHA
Can you stop being Ahmad???
by Stalker2014 March 21, 2017
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ahmadada

Acting retarded around people. While by yourself,you hate life. Want to be accepted by others, but is not
Oh my god, look at the kid in the corner. He is so ahmadada.

Dont go ahmadada on me, loser.
by Anonomousy January 9, 2008
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Ahmad

Is a handsome guy who is smart and he likes ass and likes to say kol khara joe and he is a manyak
Joe : i became ahmad

Abustaif: fuck
by Abustaif March 19, 2019
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AHMED

FAT, CHIKEN NUGGET AND a person that has boobs bigger than my mom
omg look at ahmed's big boobs!!!!!1
by uffff5344 March 8, 2018
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