Half Assed Monkey

A two bit loser who refuses to get a job and would rather live off state subsidies and other handouts.

Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.

That bitch drawing off welfare is nothing but a Half Assed Monkey.

Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!

by ragedookie September 29, 2005

Ninja Assassin

The greatest movie of all time. There's so much body dismembering and excessive amounts of blood that it keeps you entertained throughout the movie.

Guy 1: Man, i saw Ninja Assassin the other day

Guy 2: Oh me too, there's so much blood i could have sworn i was watching a documentary on PMS!

Guy 1: o.O

by The Notorious Poon Slayer April 15, 2010

assasian

Asian with huge ass, that kills..

She's an assasian? OH GOD IT KILLS! but very pleasurably..

by shmoo shmoo January 3, 2008

assassin's creed

a) a multi-part computer game

b) a family business, passed down from generation to generation, in which all male family are murder-for-hire hitmen

as per definition b), I don't come come from an assassin's creed

by Sexydimma September 25, 2014

Ashes of the fourth wall

A popular online sprite comic starring Ivo Robotnik and a fan-girl named Jen Irwin.

Ashes of the Fourth Wall used to be known as Ruins of the Fourth Wall.

by Saiyara December 29, 2003

Raw-Dog Assassin

A Raw-Dog Assassin is a person who can quickly and effectively sneak it in sans condom. Usually perpetrated after hours in less than ideal settings with company equal to or less than that of Shady McPlastic Handle.

To RDA is to explore charted and uncharted waters alike, in a manner of reckless indecency.

My buddy Mitch is a Raw-Dog Assassin! He RDA'd that girl in an Outback Steakhouse restroom last night!

by #Honey Badger January 27, 2012

Asse

Small like fox

Ex: that asse is so cute and small

by Daddiesgirl6969 April 9, 2020