Model F

A loud-ass keyboard IBM made back in 1981. It is like the Model M, but only on steroids. If you wake up your house from using a Model M, you will wake up your entire neighbourhood using a Model F. This is due to the usage of capacitive buckling springs, which IBM ditched for membrane buckling springs for the Model M, just to save fucking dinero.

"God damn it, Philip! What the hell is that racket from just you typing?!"
"Oh sorry, mom. I am using a Model F."

by ProBeb September 17, 2017

f***strated

upset and angry at the same time

Man, this history project makes me so f***strated

by Samano May 29, 2008

f bomb

The "f word"

Al Pacino dropped 182 f bombs in Scarface

by Kevin June 8, 2003

f-dawg

Flirt dawg, a guy/girl that flirts with everything that has a heartbeat. Also, can be chanted at someone while flirting to make things awkward.

"Look at that guy with all them girls, he's such a freaking f-dawg"
"F-dawg, F-D-A-W-G, f-dawgy dawg, f...."

by JanetMartyPhillip January 17, 2011

f-sag

an abbreviation of shits and giggles

mother: son what the beep are you doing, putting scissors in the kitchen plug? is this f-sag?

James : lol it's to impress my physics teacher in elementary school, to show that I know what electricity is.

by Sexydimma November 5, 2012

F in the chat

When someone dies

Mark: Lil peep died

Sky: Dang bro F in the chat

by Crispy.k March 3, 2019

Asian F

An A-. Many traditional Asian households are known to be stricter when it comes to education. An A- in these traditional Asian households is the equivalent of the average American's F.

"Hey, what'd you get?"
"Man, I got an Asian F. My mom's gonna KILL me!"

by muahhahhahhahhhaha October 5, 2011