Albert

The OG baby shrek who likes to work out daily. He’s aka Bräzen’s biggest fan.

Bruh, you should be like Albert

by SHOOTAH November 3, 2019

albert

the one who laughs at his jokes

albert: “what do u say when u kill 3 disabled children”
taliah: “cripple kill”
albert: “darn u stole my joke”
a few seconds later
albert: “my joke is so funny” “hahahahaha”

by cookthekidz November 9, 2020

Racist Albert

This is a rare species of racist people that are too big for there boots and need to fix there attitude they also need karma to hit them one day very soon

Everyone hates racist Albert

by We hate racist Albert November 21, 2020

Albert

Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt

Damn thats big Albert

by dirt98304756934875 December 24, 2020

Albert Jr

He is so cute hot and charming period and every girl crushes him like just cant be resisted

I want to marry Albert Jr .

by dgkssfkkl February 22, 2021

Albert The rat

a mutant rat that skateboards with a broken foot.

Person 1: what does Albert The Rat mean?
Person 2: Albert The Rat means Rodent and ret

by AlfredoTheRAt March 10, 2021

Albert

Albert is a kind dude. A little bit of an asswipe. His eyes are blue like a blueberry and he is 5’7”. He is oddly smart and he loves to wear pizza socks.

Look at those pizza socks, wow he is such an Albert.

by heyo9999999 March 12, 2021