brain aids

What you say someone has when they are being incoherently stupid.
Guy1: Dude, I picked up this hooker on sunset for $4 an hour!

Guy2: What the fuck bro, do you have brain aids?
by reid_o July 11, 2008
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Throat aids

When your throat hurts really bad and are coughing every 3 seconds. It also hurts to breathe.
"Are you ok"

"No I have throat aids"
by Aynomyus April 06, 2017
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CAPS AIDS

The inability to stop typing in caps.
dude, why are you yelling at me?
I'M NOT. I HAVE CAPS AIDS.
by Aki Morte April 06, 2011
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AIDS LIP

Mitchell: yo Tommy u got AIDS LIP
Tommy: Damm got aids on my lips
by Not_____nick January 02, 2021
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Monkey aids

Once this is said everyone must T-pose
Ryan calls Aidan’s Mom (at 1 am): Monkey aids
Aidan’s Mom: T-pose
by I AM BROCK!!! July 23, 2018
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Car Aids

When your car has a series of undiagnosed problems that keep happening and then causes the car to die....
I enjoyed driving my car until it developed car aids and died
by Wordmasterturd June 30, 2016
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Aids lizard

When a Woman lies to you about not having aids and then eventually giving you aids on purpose.
That dam Aids Lizard thots have me aids.
by ayebrobro August 16, 2018
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