Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating

I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk

by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025

Hamburger with the lot

Commonlly known as a sexually transmitted disease

I fucked a girl the other night and I think I got a hamburger with the lot

by Jamesvas September 6, 2018

Killing it in Hamburg

Lame humour that would work for a German audience

“Germans are stockpiling Sausage and cheese, they are preparing for the Wurst Käse scenario” - “You’re killing it in Hamburg”

by A?bra March 17, 2020

going hamburgers

To go hamburgers is to go crazy. It originates from the turn of the century when cooking hamburgers was done in a vertical broiler, which people found strange...crazy even.

From then on if someone is "going hamburgers" it is when they do something out of the norm.

Did you see that Joe got fired for going hamburgers on an investor?

by thrashcomics December 29, 2020

hamburger

beefy, juicy meat patty between 2 buns

hamburgers make me happy

by Nichtionary August 20, 2022

Hamburger Salad

When someone’s anus is prolapsing, resembling raw hamburger meat.

“I have to see the doctor. I have hamburger salad.”

by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021

Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.

Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.

by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023