Cock blocker

When you don’t help your friend(s) out for your other friend

“Hey ky your a cock blocker for not pmo with your friend” 🤷🏾

by Lol kidd February 22, 2021

fudge blocker

someone who, generally in an office-like setting, will want to stop you and talk about usually seemingly nothing on your bee-line to or right before entering the potty for a BM.

Yesterday I had the bubble guts and had one goal on my mind- getting to the fucking toilet swiftly. John Doe was being a fudge blocker and wanted to talk to me about sports on my way there and wanted me to come over to his computer and watch a video.

by blackmikeg August 3, 2011

Bloodstream Blocker

A tampon used when a woman is on her period

Hailey: hey natalie, do you have a bloodstream blocker i can use?
Natalie: yeah! in the box on my desk

by theatticgirls February 17, 2020

Blast Blocker

A individual whom perpetuates the blocking of one’s blast, often in a social setting. A blast blocker know not what they do or not what they are until either exposed by a third party or having epiphany during one’s quest to find them self.

Ryan: “What’s a blast blocker?”
Everyone: “You know the rules”

Example 2: You could be at a office meeting, party, social gathering or even a bat mitzvah

Ryan: *steeles one’s jest*
Everyone: “RYAN, stop blocking they blast”

by crossyroadpro123 January 21, 2024

Sleep Blocker

A sleep blocker is someone who is awake while your trying to sleep who is talking in your ear and won’t shut up

Samantha was trying to sleep but Emma was being a sleep blocker and keeping her awake

by Smoremallow September 28, 2018

Lead Blocker

When someone has a tooth that seemingly grows in front of a row of teeth in an obtrusive and obvious way. Generally the misplaced teeth are so unsightly it comes as a shock when the person's mouth opens. Jewels teeth are a mild example.

That chick was hot, but when she smiled she totally had a lead blocker.

by talkradio January 30, 2009

Queue Blocker

A person who wants you to wait to watch a Netflix DVD until they can watch it with you, but will never actually sit down to watch it, thus blocking your Netflix queue.

My queue blocker mom wants me to wait to watch the new Harry Potter DVD with her, but she's too busy dressing her dog in stupid outfits to ever sit down and watch it.

by TardBarglar January 1, 2012