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Kyle

Kyle drinks Monster Energy, punches holes in drywall, still plays Black Ops II even though it is 2019, hates his dad, rides a Razor scooter even though he is 17, probably has a criminal record and wears a Monster Energy snapback.
Mom: Kyle we are going to see dad in the hospital
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)
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Kyle

A wannabe or real skater boi who wears beanies and lives off of Monster and Taco Bell. They sometimes contract ligma, sugma, fugma, AND bofa. They also COMPLETELY OBLITERATE any sort of drywall and or someone who has spilled their Monster.
Nobody:
Kyle: "Keep your friends close, but your drywall closer."
by CertifiedWeebTrash July 21, 2019
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Kylee

Tiktok handle probably Kylee1444. Most likely likes a guy named Milo across the alley. Favorite catchphrase is “Do you even want a Christmas present?” Siblings name something like Ayden (middle) Rhyanna (middle shares birthday possibly) Calloway (baby) She weird and probably twerks ALOT!
Kylee is SO weird
by Sushiblike November 29, 2020
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kyle

Kyle, he is a very untrustworthy person, he loves his friends, he is very predictable and sometimes extremely annoying, he has beautiful eyes and many friends he may lose them from time to time but he gets them back, he is very short compared to his friends with his very fair skin and dark hair, kyle can do amazing things but he doesn't motivate himself too. just saying a kyle is extraordinary and rare to be friends with.
kyle is a
by clickzy February 23, 2019
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Kyle

the EXTREME GAMER that will chug monsters and punch holes through his wall
person 1: yo you see Kyle yet?
person 2: yahhh he shattered his hand from punching his concrete wall but some how managing to break it.
by Kennedi Huff December 31, 2019
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Kyle

Dang Kyle look it’s you
*points to dryer sheet*
by Dad is that you June 3, 2019
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Kyle

when one man sticks his penis in another mans asshole.
by kyle grant June 14, 2008
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