Joel's dead

When Joel Bartling drinks an entire jug of sacramental wine and passes out.

Were did Joel go? Joel's dead.

by Rear Admiral Fizzbitch Fonk March 5, 2009

Megan and Joel

The perfect couple.

Man: Dude, Megan and Joel are definitely gonna get it on
Dude: I know man, they're so good for each other!

by The Dude number 1992 February 14, 2009

Dirty Joel

Is when a guy claims to be your friend, and either has sex with your significant other, or helps facilitate someone else having sex with them. Then tells you it happened and that it is not his responsibility to make sure your significant other is not cheating.

Man I thought he was my friend, but the jerk pulled a Dirty Joel on me.

by upstate Johnny May 29, 2019

Joel Goran

The hot guy from saving hope. Played buy Daniel Fucking Gillies. Aswell as being hot he is also cute... I mean smart he went to Harvard University. He is a orthopedic surgeon at Hope Zion and he looks fit in scrubs.

Joel Goran and Alex Reid should have been endgame!

by Danielsexual June 9, 2021

Vargskelethor joel

Best streamer in the world

Zachary: Yo, did you just see the new Vargskelethor joel stream?

Eddie:I did, it's so good.

by Tylerthecreatormeatrider July 6, 2023

Joel Juice

A concoction that consists of: Protein Powder, Viagra, and Laxatives.

It is known to have the effect of making people "Shit out their boners".

P1: Yo, you wanna get some Joel Juice
P2: No way! I heard that stuff makes you shit out your boner

by TobyIn3D October 3, 2023

Joel Young

To be a complete and utter legend, and to have a unique tekkers to wanking.

"that dude could be a Joel Young"

"ikr! shame he hasn't got that tekkers mastered yet though"

by Joelsloverbaby January 8, 2012