hair by chrissy

she’s a hair salon in LA that every influencer goes to get their hair done there, she calls her self a “hair stylist” when she doesn’t even know how to do POC hair, and she’s also racist, doesn’t require masks, & have so many bad reviews, we started calling her hair by chrispy/crispy bc she does hair like a fried french fries or a crispy chicken, now she started dragging the “hair by crispy” joke too much and overused it and the joke is over she’s also annoying asf😁👍
RIP the joke 10/12/2020-10/15/2020

have you seen hair by chrissy? she said she can’t do dev’s hair bc she’s a POC

by i love clowning❤️ October 17, 2020

pointy-haired

1. (adj.) An esp. stupid person who may or may not be your boss. Often associated with managers and stupid bosses, the phrase was coined in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams, in which Dilbert's boss (Pointy-Haired Boss happened to be his name) had a pointy, devil-horn-like haircut and was especially stupid and over-promoted.

1. Our new mission statement is "We envision to authoritatively foster quality intellectual capital while maintaining the highest standards." Whoever made that up must have been pointy-haired.

by dvdwinter9 January 05, 2007

emo hair

Any hair style with longer bangs that are parted to one side or the other; often to the right.

Look at that guy's hot emo hair!

by wakeupinlove March 30, 2005

ramen hair

When a chick has a long head of hair that is very tight and curly, resembling a brick of ramen. Brings hair pulling during sex to mind. Usually used in a complimentary manner. Aka Sideshow Bob hair.

She didn't really have a smoking body, but the ramen hair made up for it.

She couldn't find her glasses; they were lost in her ramen hair.

by Qrst1 February 26, 2007

doll hairs

word said to very gayly trick someone into thinking you said dollars.

Bob- "hey man ill give you twenty doll hairs to eat that piece of shit."

Bob2- "ok ma- HEY WAIT A MINUTE."

Bob- "0mG LOlZZZ RoFlMaYo I GOT YOU!!!!!11"

by aceshigh1091 April 30, 2008

emo hair

Emo hair is a collection of variations of the angular, backward mullet, (esotericaly known as the "hypotenuse"). Emo hair style is also known as the "Swoosh," and should deliberately be associated with the slang adjective "Swish." Almost always black (dyed or natural), emo hair has the unique ablility to make its adherents brain-damaged to the point where they believe looking like others constitutes being unique.

A squared plus B squared equals the C squared hypotenuse of all those emo-clones' emo hair.

by Marcus Solomon September 03, 2007

facial hair

Noticable hairs that grow on the face of (hopefully) a male and give him a more masculin look. These hairs can be in the form of a beard, gotee, sideburns, mustache, or maybe just a little peach fuzz. Typically during the teen years (as they hit puberty and begin to grow it) they shave it off or keep it to a bare minimum of hair, so the girls their age can enjoy their youthful look and want to mate with them. Depending on the face shape, and color of the facial hair, a man can look good or bad with it. A female never looks good with facial hair.

1. Look! Jon forgot to shave off his facial hair today, you can see all the little tiny black hairs on his face!

2. Jade, I think you should wax above your lip, you've got so much facial hair there you're starting to grow a mustache.

by Bored Adolescent in Basement November 07, 2007