Ephrem Benjamin

Ephrem Benjamin is the coolest kid on the block. Women who see this cute baby get instantly fertile and start lactating and other babies want to be his friend at first sight.

Due to the fact that this kid is going to be trained in the art of the Dibbs by the master of Dibbs, he himself will become the ultimate master of Dibbs, Dibbs!
The joy this kid is going to bring his parents is beyond measure.

Kid: "Look at this baby, he is soo cool, must be an Ephrem Benjamin"

Random Woman: "Oh look at this cute....Damn..now I need to change my shirt."

Glenn:" Great, still no baby born that has a smaller penis then me!"

by Glenns Noman December 7, 2017

Benjamin wray

less then a inch but when it comes at 90 mph it hurts

benjamin wray is a hard boi

by gauge15 December 17, 2019

Benjamin Poole

Stoopid

He can’t do the maths.
Also in Baldwin Middle School.
If you r readind dis die now

Benjamin Poole: 1+1=1738 I will die today at Baldwin middle school

by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019

Benjamin Abrahamsson

A young dick warrior that gets all the boys attention but is very self conscious because he is ashamed of the length of his cock.

Joe: Oh my god he is definitely Benjamin Abrahamsson!
Noah: I know right??

by Loaf of Menace March 16, 2020

British Benjamin

If you are a british Benjamin you probably say BOI a lot and try to see if people lie to you

Bruh youre such a british Benjamin

by Cumberdoodel May 5, 2020

Benjamin Peng

A man that slips in water a lot and fall on their asses, just to never get back up...

Man: slips on his ass.

Man2: you just like a Benjamin Peng 🤡.

by GSH_fade July 31, 2020

Holy Benjamins

1 - an exclamation

2 - Money saved or not saved for Christmas presents.

Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!

Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?

Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.

Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?

Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.

Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga

by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011