Fender Bender

When your not a BACKPACK RIDER, your a Fender Bender...

Noun. (1) A person that bumps into people constantly (3 or more) while in a crowded hallway. (2) Someone who steps on your shoes and messes them up, whether its denting them or just dirtying them up.

Verb. To Fender Bend or Fender Bending

Scott: Yo, Esther, you fender bender. Hop off my swag and stop fender bending me, my shoes are getting dirty.

Esther: MONG! I didn't fender bend you, you stupid backpack rider!
by please_accept_my_definition April 09, 2009
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Fender Bender

1: Somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: Somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the Disney Channel an a guitar.
3: Somebody who has sexual intercourse with a guitar.
4: A collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

Fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
Rape is Rape. Or REAP for the people who are more linguistique.
Dude, I played some Jonas Brothers on my guitar last night.

Jesus man, total fender bender.
by casdebom April 25, 2010
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pole bender

Someone with curly hair, preferably blonde, who associates "pole bending" with their sexuality.
Gay guy: "i'm as bent as a pole"

Straight guy: "you're such a pole bender"

Straight guy to gay guy: "i'm starting to fear you now, you might bend my pole with your mind powers"

by I'm Andy April 06, 2006
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fender bender

sucking dong and jerking 2 others as one man rubs his ass on the back of your head
"After the fender bender she has to wash her hair hardcore."
by kenny b October 11, 2006
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space bender

it’s like calling someone a mong or a dickhead
shut up u space bender”
by aev November 30, 2019
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style bender

someone of an elite level of a badass they use only one type of core martial art in mma and still win
they fighter is a style bender
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Rat Bender

General insult, non-vulgar most often used in jest.
John: You bought 25 raffle tickets, and I bought two, but I won the money!
Bill (in mock irritation): You freakin' rat bender!
by Aetherium April 12, 2008
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