asshole

a complete dick usually named Jordan or David
likes to think hes a playa but gots no game!

"dude did you see what that asshole did!"
'yeah i think his name is jordan/david'

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Asshole

Boys who try to touch places they shouldn't in a girl's body during the first date.

girl: '...so we kissed a little bit and everything was great and suddenly he was touching my boobs..."
friend: 'what an asshole!'

by grei_eba August 02, 2009

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1. A douchebag
2. The part of your body that makes you feel guilty when you get pleasure from touching it during masturbation

1. My boss is a complete asshole
2. help me /b/, does this make me gay?

by $chan November 02, 2008

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Anyone on Urban Dictionary who votes thumbs down to my definition of an asshole, which is the following: Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld

I can't believe some people voted thumbs down. What a bunch of right-wing, fascist assholes!

by Vibesman November 06, 2009

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Lucas. A lying, cheating, all around complete whore who deserves the worst.

"I hope that girl bites that asshole's tounge and he chokes on the blood."

by Laiiniee Powell December 16, 2007

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Someone who really gets on your nerves all the time.

Diner: Hey kid, do you get many tips, the speed you work at? Didn't think so.
Waiter: Stop being such an asshole!

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A person who goes somewhere without someone who expressingly made clear their interest in going.

by Beltazar October 14, 2017

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