Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell
The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar
by Gar Goyle June 27, 2024
Get the Jerk Burglar mug.An individual who has the annoying habit of making a scene outside the stall while you’re trying pop a deuce in order to get you to hurry up. Turd Burglars show up typical when you’re in public bathroom in a busy location and someone very impatient shows up and decides to interrupt your shitting session.
>You: answering nature’s call in a public bathroom like a normal person
> Turd burglar: “ Hurry up mister I need to go, I NEED TO GO!!!” X 50 on loop until you finish pushing your slimy turd
> Turd burglar: “ Hurry up mister I need to go, I NEED TO GO!!!” X 50 on loop until you finish pushing your slimy turd
by Thicke Henry Richard September 8, 2020
Get the Turd burglar mug.Mouth Burglar
n. A person who steals a thought or idea, soon after it's initially said by someone else, and make it your own.
Mouth Burgle
v. The act of stealing a thought or idea. Most commonly used in the past tense.
n. A person who steals a thought or idea, soon after it's initially said by someone else, and make it your own.
Mouth Burgle
v. The act of stealing a thought or idea. Most commonly used in the past tense.
n. You fucking mouth burglar, that was my idea!
v. That summumabitch stole my idea. I've been mouth burgled!
v. That summumabitch stole my idea. I've been mouth burgled!
by jah90013 July 23, 2016
Get the mouth burglar mug.A “Turd Burglar” is When Courtney R is being a crazy radioactive bad ass bitch w seven flavors of that bootylicious bubble gum.
by Anner Bananaer March 8, 2025
Get the Turd burglar mug.Eve. (Pejorative). The First woman per the Christian Bible. Can also refer to females of the human race.
by Jody South July 2, 2024
Get the Rib Burglar mug.-an individual who finds joy in sucking the joy from others.
-someone who sucks the joy away, as if taking the joy away from relieving yourself by pooping.
-to call someone a turd burglar means they ruin any enjoyable moment all the time.
-someone who sucks the joy away, as if taking the joy away from relieving yourself by pooping.
-to call someone a turd burglar means they ruin any enjoyable moment all the time.
All i wanted to do was enjoy a peaceful break from work, but my boss kept walking around the office. He's such a turd burglar.
by Bradgehog November 5, 2013
Get the turd burglar mug.A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022
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