An Instagram bitch has an unreal lifestyle as they pretend to be famous. There Instagram contains nothing but selfies, expensive drinks and food, and photos from that one beach vacation she took. She might even go as far as staging photos or candids. They'll pretend they party every day and always have something exciting going on to hide the fact High School is over and no one gives a shit about them anymore and they have no real friends or skills.
Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
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by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019
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Eric (after a long day of being bullied at school) : I'm so bored, I'm just gonna use my phone for entertainment.
*Eric opens instagram*
*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*
Eric: oh shit
*Eric continues to scroll*
*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*
*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*
Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.
*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*
*Eric opens instagram*
*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*
Eric: oh shit
*Eric continues to scroll*
*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*
*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*
Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.
*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*
by Al_000 April 20, 2024
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by UltimateDoge April 3, 2025
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eww aren’t you gonna throw away you ‘instagram’ ; someone asked me would i rather eat a shitty wipe, or use instagram, i chose shitty wipe because i refuse to play with garbage.
by miss eilish October 14, 2019
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