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Chris Browned

To smack around a bitch(male or female). But reconcile like the offending party didnt beat your face like a fucking pinata filled with 100 dollar bills.
"That dude at the bar got chris browned last night."

"Yeah the other guy made his face look like an ash tray filled with grapes"

"weird thing is I seen those fools hanging out just this morning like nothing happened"
by Nivlacisforwards January 12, 2013
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Chris Brown

Has a net worth of 50 million dollars as of 2023! WHAT HAPPENED TO BOT PICKING ON WOMEN JORDAN!? Is HE an incel? I looks like if they want to fuck you and you have a million dollars you can just beat the shit out of them and there aren't any consequences.
Hym "Chris Brown proves that you're wrong Jordan."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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Chris Brown

John: yooo nick totally Chris Brown’d his gf

Adam: ikr!
by BlazinCuh April 7, 2021
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Chris Brown

CLEARLY god's favorite person that was created because a man like Chris Brown can sing, dance, AND draw. He is LITERALLY the best looking man on earth so don't do him. He look better than you and your mother so go on with that.
-Lat time i checked, you couldn't dance, sing, or, draw.
get on his level... could never be Chris Brown.
by XxbeanzzzxX September 6, 2022
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Chris brown

A very sexy handsome man who makes good music
by Heyyyyygcfukhf October 27, 2023
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chris brown special

jizzing into your hand and then slapping a girl in the face
"Yeah, I totally banged this chick last night, she asked for a Chris Brown Special so I gave her one."
by kdjdkxkakkdkd January 11, 2017
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chris browned

To beat a woman. This term came into use after the 2009 Grammys when Chris Brown was given a felony charge for beating Rhianna.
by Matt Burkhardt March 11, 2009
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