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Old Anal

When two gay old people have wrinkly sexy ancient delicious anal sex
Luke) I haven’t tried tinder, you sure your Bob) Yes, I am a male 87 year old, just look at these wrinkles. My penis is also very wrinkly and my butthole I very worn out.
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!
by TheManFucker2269 June 11, 2019
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good old blumpkin

The act of one performing, and another receiving, oral sex whilst seated on the toilet, preferably defecating. Popular in Maine.
After that meatball grinder, I was sure she wouldn't be up for the good old blumpkin, but she followed me straight into the shithouse and went to work.
by rebel ase November 7, 2012
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Tard-Old

Tard-Old: A term defined by reaching an age in which you no longer contain coherence in your everyday speach, often accompanied with memory loss and loss of bowell control.
Jeremy: Your Great Grandmother is still alive?

Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...
by KillaNeptune May 10, 2011
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old iowa trick

A ruse performed out of casual self-interest. Mildly disrespectful. Always successful.
"So he found buried treasure while he was digging around in someone else's yard. Get this: he left it there, came back, and bought the property!"

"That's an old Iowa trick, friend."
by Cofveve July 27, 2017
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Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.
*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018
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Old People Thing

Use these 3 words as a way to say something about parents/adults with alcohol.
My parents are going out to go do their old people thing.(wine tasting).
by Im_A_Kool_Kid777 June 25, 2022
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