Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.

I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.

by Bluntzie September 19, 2023

Old Bob

Act of throwing a colostomy bag from a moving vehicle

Man it was full so used the window switch and launched the Old Bob in the gutter without anyone seeing

by Cheese blender November 26, 2021

Old

Niall Walsh

Niall Walsh is an old man

by niallwalshisold.org June 15, 2020

Old tart

And old tart is essentially a GILF who is sexually active. The phrase old tart especially applies to grannies who are willing to have sex with men much younger than them.

It is very kinky to get sucked off by a nice old tart!

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

Old mill high

Best football team, we can beat Broadneck in a heartbeat, Broadneck just mad because we’re better💀

Old mill high Oh number one in Annapolis who us!!

by Maddie_love October 15, 2021

day old crimp

slang for a sassy asshole

Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.

by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014

Old Kentucky Windage

Either any Kentucky bourbon or whiskey.

Also a mixed drink containing Kentucky bourbon whiskey and blackberry brandy.

I got fucked up on the old Kentucky Windage last night.

by New Bedford Redneck December 26, 2023