Garfield-ass cat

When you or your friend has a big, obese orange tabby cat with a huge appetite.

"Dude, you have a big, Garfield-ass cat!"

by GunnyMan4 December 1, 2016

i ate a cat

a meme where bill s says "i ate a cat" then kenneth ????? says "You make me wanna cry, thats (in my opinion) kind of cruel, but even so i DO respect your opinion" then bill s says "i will eat another"

i ate a cat.
You make me wanna cry, THATS (in my opinion) kind of cruel, but even so i do respect your opinion
i will eat another

by memeaddictive2 June 13, 2023

Cat walk ready

Cat walk ready is a term used to describe ones physique after an episode of sickness and or diarrhea.

Natalie: "I've lost 5lbs in 3 days from food poisoning."

Danielle: "Cat walk ready."

Natalie: " I guess but I shit my pants."

by smokington August 31, 2016

water my cat

Get da pussy wet.

"Hayden, I'm going to need you to water my cat tomorrow." Said Riley

by Heho07 August 23, 2016

slob on my cat

to eat a girl out; suck her pussy

slob on my cat cuz u kno its fat

by DulCe SeDucCion February 16, 2005

putting the cat in the bag

V. The act of agreeing to keep a secret.

Day 1, person 1--" Hey, don't tell anyone about that secret thing that i told you confidentially, in private while we were in the elevator by ourselves and no one else was there, ok?"

Day 1, person 2--"I'm putting the cat in the bag!"

D1,P1--" I'm serious! "

D1,P2-- "Doood, cat's in the bag!"
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Day 3, Person 1--- "Who let the cat out of the bag??"

by Col. Dante KnuckleBuckle March 10, 2010

Cat that ate the canary

Used to describe the look on someone’s face when they are satasfied with something they’ve done, said, or experienced...

Person One: *Finishes Puzle*
Person Two: Well don’t you look like the cat that ate the canary...

by TheCrunchy October 18, 2018