Ryan martinie

World's top bassist from band mudvayne and a gym bro

Person 1: wow bro u been going to gym? Cause i looking like Ryan martinie!
I gotta slap some b (ass)
Person 2: thanks bro

by Mudvaynehead June 9, 2022

dirty ryan

a girl with massive honkers who loves taking it up the ass by a massive black man while a small white man shoved grapes in her ear so hard that they explode and grape juice starts to run through her blood stream and then she squirts grape juice as the big black man starts to rape the small white man in the back of a car

M: did you hear what me and the missus did last night, we did a dirty ryan

by niggahballsinmymouth779 June 9, 2022

Ryan

The only person both dummy thiccc and big dumb.

Hot damn that Ryan is Ryan.

by falafelcoptermonster June 10, 2022

Ryan

Ryan is the sweetest, kindest guy you will meet in your entire life. He is super smart, but people don't see it at first. He's extremely talented, and has a knack for many things. He may seem really shy and quiet at first, but inside he's so goofy and kind.

Dang, Ryan is the sweetest guy I have ever met in my life!

by Not_A_Dweeb June 10, 2022

Ryan

Ryan is a lanky man who loves to be quite but in reality is the best at sucking on cucumbers he just loves the feel and taste he’s not gay though.

Wow ryan is good at sucking

by Hamuscobicus June 14, 2022

Ryan

Gay

My name is Ryan and i am very gay

by Logan Maynard June 14, 2022

Ryan

A total bitch, you wish you could just slap into outer space.

Omg that lady on the bus was just such a Ryan

Person A: Omg, I can't believe you just did that.

Person B: Ugh! Just stop being such a Ryan!

Person A: Excuse me!

by DecodingTheseBitches June 14, 2022