One Handed Research

Masturbate; Masturbation; Tossing off; Wackin off; Jerkin off; Beating your meat.

Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."

Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."

One Handed Research by C Tasch December 10, 2024

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one googolth

1/10¹⁰⁰, in numerals. The probability for the hundreds of prophecies recorded in the Old Testament of the Bible about the Messiah, Savior, or “Chosen One” to be fulfilled.

With an infinitesimal chance of one googolth that Jesus, the Son of God, would come down from heaven to earth to save mankind from eternal death is nothing short of a miracle.

one googolth by Numerati December 20, 2024

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one-pillow relationship

Refers to a couple's "close 'n' cuddly" status whereby one adoring partner usually sleeps with his/her head nestled on da other person's chest, eliminating da need for his/her own bed-pillow.

Not only do Tiffany and I totally have a "one-pillow relationship", but happily it "works in both directions", too --- either she snoozes wif her ear contentedly resting on my "warm fuzzy chest", or I savoringly lay my face on da warm silky-smooth patch above her soft ample "pillows" and doze off almost immediately.

one-pillow relationship by QuacksO January 21, 2025

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One Songer

An Uber rider with a ride that is so short it barely lasts longer than one song on the radio.

After 3 One Songers in a row, Maurie turned his app off and drove to another area, hoping for more profitable rides.

One Songer by slore65 January 22, 2025

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one & only

a euphoric experience created with thoughts and emotions of OAO JAYY

one & only is the best EP of 2025

one & only by truthfullychosen January 25, 2025

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One man's meat, another man's gravy.

A nice twist on one mans meat, another man's poison. Where neither option is that bad. Invites thought , laughter and useful for pub banter.

Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.

I don't know Bill, I don't know what he sees in her.
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."

One man's meat, another man's gravy. by LenSeaside January 25, 2025

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one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

one-eyed pizza by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025