When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.
T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.
Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.
T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.
Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.
Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.
T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.
Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 20, 2020
Get the Fire Sextingsquishermug. After last night's one night stand, I realized why the room was so wet: my Fire Hydrant Vagina....... I wish my girl was the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant vagina would have finished the job.
by haleyyyla April 6, 2016
Get the Fire Hydrant Vaginamug. 1. When two cars collide with each other
2. When your engine goes on fire while driving
3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car
4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline
2. When your engine goes on fire while driving
3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car
4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline
P1: my car went on fire
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline
by epicepicface January 24, 2024
Get the Car Firemug. When a redhead shaves there pubes and you leave a line of pubes around your dick so it looks like a ring
by stickman979 July 10, 2010
Get the Ring of firemug. by Nick Newark June 13, 2018
Get the fire in the kitchenmug. Central Michigan University saying said anytime someone sees another wearing CMU Gear. Often used in tandem with "Fire Up Chips". Often times it is used by students in Wayside or Okellies when they are trashed to the point of no return.
by MichiganButinNC April 17, 2023
Get the Fire Upmug. When many people pour 1 shot each for somebody else, and make that person do all shots consecutively.
Person A: "Hey, how you feeling after the part last night?"
Person B: "Oh man I am hanging, they did a Firing-Squad on me"
Person B: "Oh man I am hanging, they did a Firing-Squad on me"
by TheTrollmeister January 22, 2022
Get the Firing-Squadmug.