meat pouch missionary

When a guy has to lift his belly up and set it on her back to penetrate her vaginal opening with his flesh rocket

He had a trucker gut so he had to give his paid girlfriend a meat pouch missionary

by #Teameverhard September 13, 2021

Texas meat whore

A Texas butcher that is passed around from store to store cutting meat all day who works long hours with little personal time

Steve is being treated like a Texas meat whore at his job.

by definitlee September 15, 2021

Sneakin'-on-ya-meat

Used when knowledge of a significant other's infidelity is unknown.

Jim: "Hey, did you know your wife was sneakin'-on-ya-meat?"
Billl: "Yeah, I came home thinking she was cooking macaroni and cheese. I was wrong"

by Bill Billingsworth August 26, 2021

Manny's meat flaps

Manny's meat flaps are made out of the hardest condoms you can find.

i love manny's meat flaps
manny's meat taste so good

by lemonsins September 1, 2021

Montreal Meat Smoker

Anal sex without a condom or lubricant as hard and fast as possible for extended periods of time, such that the friction causes the meat to smoke.

She let me fuck her ass in the parking lot so I raw dogged it without lube and it turned into a Montreal Meat Smoker

by EJamesOz September 2, 2021

Dirty Meat Rod

When you have anal sex and your partner forgot to wipe their ass and you pull out only to find your dick is covered inanal snot

FuckBuddy 1: Dude did you wipe your ass properly?
FuckBuddy 2: Ummm maybe. Why?
FuckBuddy 1: You've just given me a Dirty Meat Rod you healed up cunt

by Large Nipple January 10, 2013

Superheated Meat Juice

The extremely hot juices found inside smokies, hot dogs etc. that when bitten into explode in an ejaculatory manner, burning your face and giving men the unsettling feeling of knowing what a facial feels like.

"Whoa, that foot-long just blasted you in the face with superheated meat juice!"

by Big balls + Lil balls September 4, 2012