lace may

slur against people who adore mike shinoda weirdly

“omg that dude is so obsessed with mike shinoda hes such a lace may!!”

by chesterbsjackdanielspint41 June 3, 2025

Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 6, 2025

Mai

Mai is the girl everyone in a 1000 mile radius worships. God doesn't exist, only Mai.

"Hey do you believe in God?"
"No I believe in Mai"

by Servingcvnt April 1, 2024

May 7th

May 7th is the day that the most handsome boy in the world was born

Gill: he was born May 7th

Haylee: that’s why he is so handsome

by Legacies April 8, 2024

7th May 1945

Capitulation of germany after the war

Its 7th may 1945 woohoo! Germany capitulated
#LBOZO #SKILLISSUE

by grkvbz April 11, 2024

Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

“I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry Cape May Carver”

by PannyRipper April 18, 2024

cape may carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry ass Cape May carver!

by PannyRipper April 24, 2024