Jelly like a jelly fish

A phrase used by Sid Sandinista to describe how jelly he is of somebody or something.

Sid: Whoa dude, you got to see Reel Big Fish last night?
Andy: Yeah man, you jelly?
Sid: Yeah, I'm jelly like a jelly fish.
Andy: That's pretty jelly.

by Larry Adams January 2, 2012

Like a bulldog eating custard

A phrase used to describe the appearance of female genitalia after unprotected sexual intercourse.

Fred: She wanted me to go down on her afterwards.
Jeff: Did you?
Fred: Hell no! It looked like a bulldog eating custard!

by Felgy March 9, 2008

gellin like a felon

are you gellin like a felon?

cause i sure am

by Dr Scholls August 10, 2003

how much you like?

a southern phrase that when translated literally it means "how much longer do you have", "how much longer do you think", or just "how much longer?" This a usually a question of time.

Dad: How much you like on them dishes boy?
Son: Bout done pop!

Woman: Honey, I know you're excited to leave for the bluegrass festival but I HAVE to finish this laundry!!
Man: Well, how much you like?
Woman: About 20 more minutes

by Guslab July 9, 2010

Tastes like ho maid!

When you're eating your maid's pussy, and some other guys cum oozes out ...

... you just might say, "Tastes like ho maid!"

by Peter Crammer November 28, 2006

shaking like a shitting dog

When u have a bad case of D.T's from too much booze the night before, are nervous or cold

He was in such a bad way he was shaking like a shitting dog

by bezzr77 September 11, 2007

Tits like a Spaniels Ears

Large breasts that swing low when released

The other night i released BOBs bra, her gargantuam mounds fell groundwards, my god she had tits like a Spaniels Ears

by The Spunk Pistol April 22, 2010