Dick seizure

the way your penis feels during and after ejaculation.

My cock went crazy when I had my dick seizure and came last night.

by kstan34 May 24, 2010

techno dick

An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

by blanchester June 23, 2008

Pepper Dick

An extreme burning of your genital area caused by touching the area after eating spicy foods with your hands - most commonly hot peppers such as the Trinidad Scorpion Pepper. This is typically caused by not thoroughly washing your hands or just using napkins to clean your hands after consuming hot foods then electing to urinate. Oils from certain hot sauces and peppers do not completely wash away even after a thorough scrubbing with soap and water which will likely, sometimes unknowingly, cause the burning sensation. Other terms include Chili Willy and Hot Rod.

Cronin: Hey man, I just ate a really hot pepper.
Boyce: Make sure you wash your hands thoroughly before you get pepper dick.

by BaeSlayer November 24, 2014

Josh's dick

Incredibly itchy and inflamed.

Oh man I have Josh's dick

by Chiefy November 30, 2016

griffens dick

A giant dick that will surprise anybody who ever sees it and will force them to get plastic surgery to be able to compete.

Lauren"Yesterday i was sleeping with griffen and saw griffens dick and now im going to get a penis with plastic surgery."

by the gking October 23, 2011

dick stank

When a person dick stinks a lot.

Damn bro yo dick stank, you need to wash yo dick.

by DomRep1987 May 24, 2006

dick stomping

1) General aloofness and ignorant behavior from an alpha female to any type of male.

2) The act of stomping penis.

3) Denying access to the vagina from the penis by a stomping motion.

I don't know what dick stomping is, but I know its bad; she is just stomping everyone's dick in this bar.

by x_reticent July 6, 2009