funny cat videos

funny cat videos are like someone named Chloe getting scared by a glass of water!
if you don't watch cat videos what are you doing with your life?

Chloe likes funny cat videos, funny cat videos are funny.

by marrisa..lacy January 11, 2022

cat not liking a flower

just a random thing that popped into my head

cat not liking a flower in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

Egyptian Sand Cat

Another name for the Anus. This is for folks that cannot pronounce sphincter correctly and say Sphinx.

Yeah, that burrito I had last night almost made my Egyptian Sand Cat miss the litter box.

by swiguy2112 April 29, 2023

water my cat

Get da pussy wet.

"Hayden, I'm going to need you to water my cat tomorrow." Said Riley

by Heho07 August 23, 2016

slob on my cat

to eat a girl out; suck her pussy

slob on my cat cuz u kno its fat

by DulCe SeDucCion February 16, 2005

putting the cat in the bag

V. The act of agreeing to keep a secret.

Day 1, person 1--" Hey, don't tell anyone about that secret thing that i told you confidentially, in private while we were in the elevator by ourselves and no one else was there, ok?"

Day 1, person 2--"I'm putting the cat in the bag!"

D1,P1--" I'm serious! "

D1,P2-- "Doood, cat's in the bag!"
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Day 3, Person 1--- "Who let the cat out of the bag??"

by Col. Dante KnuckleBuckle March 10, 2010

Jinxy Cat Special

a drink...a shot of Jack chased with a shot of Jager

Jens lost the bet and had to take a Jinxy Cat Special after getting pummeled in Madden.

by Mr.pizzaman55 November 24, 2010