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National Suck Dick Day

Every year on January 8 you can show her this for free head
“hey babe, did you know its national suck dick day?”
by dickothy January 2, 2022
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Suck fuck!

The extreme Australian version of "Suck shit!", meaning that the person saying it is either rejoicing in, or is indifferent to, the other person's misfortune.
"I'm going fishin' early tomorrow morning off the rocks at the beach, and I had a blowout of both me thongs - and the bloody shops are now shut."

"Suck fuck! You'll have to use little nails to fix 'em!"
by Cool4Katz November 13, 2025
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Sucking Sewage

I went to Tami's house last night and before I knew it I was sucking sewage.
by Gdhl May 2, 2025
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snuck suck

When someone sneaks up and sucks your dick when don't expect it.
A verb
Mark snuck sucked John and now they are dating.
by patriceogrady February 8, 2021
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sucks gorilla butt

an expression to be used when something just, like, totally sucks big time...
saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...

that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
by zeeh June 3, 2013
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sucked dick, in a braces way

When someone sucks so badly and they say "that sucks dick," that really isn't a bad thing. However, no one wants to get their dick sucked with scratchy braces.
That event really sucked dick, in a braces way.
by BigBootayHoez January 28, 2024
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suck wind

When a womans vagina draws in are durring sex either because of her position or the withdrawl of her partners member.
Careful babe you always suck wind when we do it like that.
by David November 16, 2004
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