Turtle penis

The long purple penis of a turtle that is straw-like

I want to suck on a turtle penis!

by Frostydaddy123 December 9, 2016

penis puddy

Semen that comes out of the tip of a penis which is so pasty that the girl's crack appears to be puddied shut.

I unloaded so much penis puddy in her crack last night.

by puddypooper April 13, 2008

Penis Envy

A highly reactive strain of psychoactive mushrooms or ‘magic shrooms’.

Bro when I was tripping on Penis Envy I transcended time and space - it was gnarly.

by 1001010100110.1001011001011101 July 31, 2022

harry penis

a small hairless substance that has a very charming odor of dumbledore’s dick

hey dude I love the smell of harry penis!

by Inzane In The Membrane May 26, 2018

rocket penis

When your penis head is very small and your shaft progressively gets larger.

Marsha: Hey Julia, John has a rocket penis and I don't know how to tell him I don't like it. I mean he can spooge like a champion but his throbbing man sword is just a measly rocket.

by King Nugget February 20, 2017

penis juice

Cum or pee

"HAHA im gonna make you pregnant with my penis juice!!"
"Time to pee my penis juice"

by Dattttttttttt Boiiiiiiiiiiiiii September 9, 2020

penis marker

After u cum write your name on your woman's face with the cum left on the end of your dick

I wrote my name in Lisa's face with my penis marker after I came

by got wood? December 14, 2015