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Cremation grease fire 🔥

Cremation grease fire.
When a morbidly obese person is cremated and the excessive fat leaks out.
When 600 pound Uncle Joe was cremated he exploded into a massive cremation grease fire 🔥 and burned the building to the ground.
by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 19, 2025
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aw shit the whole forest is on fire

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire
oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire
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Fire Goon

Fire fighter, typically a volunteer that shows off and doesn’t know how to do anything of value.
Mike: Did you see that Fire Goon run up to that car fire with no helmet on, makes us all look bad.

Dan: What a faggot
by Foxtail ranger November 24, 2021
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flickering fire

(slang) - something, particularly a fad, which becomes fire (very popular) for some time, then dies down again in popularity, and then comes back.
Fortune tellers are flickering fire, for they were popular in 2017-19 and now they are re-emerging in 2023 at our school.
by herobrine049X May 16, 2023
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Missouri ring of fire.

A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.
My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.
by Jbd1973 May 18, 2023
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Bumster fire

when a bum falls in his own fire
I was looking up the street and saw something on fire, when I get up close I just realized it was a bumster fire.
by I_am_nacho_bitch May 18, 2023
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never fired, dropped once

A derogatory term used for French military equipment. References the joking tendency to drop their weapons and surrender the moment anything happens- never fired (didn't get a chance to) and dropped once (they dropped the weapon when they surrendered).
Person 1, walking up to a gun store counter: "Let me see that rifle."
Person 2, behind the counter: "This here is a genuine French military rifle. Never fired, dropped once."
by ATELOS May 20, 2023
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