Mega Simp

Somebody who genuinely ends up in hospital because you simp that hard

Aryans a mega simp, he’s in the hospital.

by Cooldudemx3456 November 27, 2020

Simp

From the early-mid 80's.
Short for "Simpleton"
1) A person lacking in basic 'walking around sense'
2) Another way of calling someone a retard/idiot

Bill is such a simp, he probably can't even dress himself.

by Chalupy November 6, 2020

Simp

A massive man (usually called Jacob) putting bros before hoes

JACOB IS A PHAT SIMP

by HCDWSK ACVD FAD;N September 28, 2020

Simp

Niggas named Cody

My nigga Cody really simpin over here.

by Simp Slayer January 14, 2020

Simp

A person who usually agrees with what a woman says just for some coochie. They usually have a name like Seth or Alan

Seth keeps leaving us just to talk to some depressed girl that doesn’t even like him and is secretly gay . What a SIMP

by UrmumgaylolXD March 12, 2020

Simp

Niggas that ALWAYS fantasize over social media bitches that will never know they exist. They simp in girls twitter mentions, youtube comments, and instagram comments. They love admiring and defending pussy they’ll never get.

“Dude he won’t stop fucking sending bitches to the chat, what a simp.”

by niggaslayer88 May 6, 2020

Simp

A simp, a foolish man that does anything for girls . often ruining his life or delaying important things in his life just to feel the slight appreciation of a girl for a couple weeks. men named "Box" usually fit this description quite well and are notorious for using the internet to find such girls and praise them for existing. Also known as a foolish appreciation of girls.

Dude 1: Hey have you seen that "Box" dude recently, he keeps taking all the girls?
Dude 2: Yeah, but he's a total simp, it won't last anyway!
Dude1: Yeah i guess you're right, guess he is a Simp.

by StannyB is a mailman February 6, 2020