Boy1: yo bro you got a fat truck
Boy2: thx wanna smack it cuz it’s may 26
Boy1: yesssirrrr *slaps ass*
Boy2: thx wanna smack it cuz it’s may 26
Boy1: yesssirrrr *slaps ass*
by Professor_never_dies1232 May 24, 2022
Get the May 26mug. May 28 is the day when the best, but also craziest people are born. Anyone born on May 28, are kind, loving, and super sweet people. They also don’t care what other people think. They will do a cartwheel in a room full of people, and not care what anyone says.
by Preppy.M May 16, 2025
Get the May 28mug. A beautiful girl that is kind and loving but denies her beauty. Literally one of the greatest people on earth. you couldnt ask for a better girlfriend.
by Coastie0007 November 3, 2020
Get the Strawberry Maymug. by Lizzzyyyy May 16, 2021
Get the May 16thmug. 
Shower with your girlfriend day
by anonymous May 30, 2024
Get the May 30thmug. you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.mug.