Suck a dick sober

When you are so drunk that all you want to do is to suck a dick or encourage other people to suck a dick

Becky is suck a dick sober
She is so pissed, she’s suck a dick sober

by PCWS April 23, 2025

suck scale

A tool used for measuring how much something or someone sucks,

I see you are at the high end of the suck scale.

Wow, that registers a 97 on the suck scale.

by Shartified June 20, 2022

suck(s) and is/are bias

A phrase used to describe something that sucks.

Your park sucks and is bias.

by dj gs68 October 7, 2003

Suck my dick

Girls say it all the time

No, suck my dick

by Bboooommboom March 11, 2020

National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day falls on July 31st to celebrate LGBTQ+ heritage in San Fransisco. It is a fringe subset, following the pride month of June. It signals the end of the month with a "bang". ;)

Brandon: Hey what are you doing today?

Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.

by Eugene Platter June 22, 2021

Luckier than a sucked dick

Very fortunate, extreme luck, #blessed , fortunate if this is ever how you feel

Boy, you sure are luckier than a sucked dick

by BabyFaceDan20 November 19, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025