A euphemism for masturbating.
by Dale Allen August 19, 2008
What to shout when something awesome happens (or you think is awesome), then realize that your mom won't get it.
{SCORE LIMIT REACHED}
WHAAAAT!! MOOOOOM! MOM GET THE CAMERA! MOM! OH MAI GOSH! AHHHH! OOOHHHH! YEAAAHHHHHH!
WHAAAAT!! MOOOOOM! MOM GET THE CAMERA! MOM! OH MAI GOSH! AHHHH! OOOHHHH! YEAAAHHHHHH!
by ACarHitsUrFace March 26, 2016
by B 2 QUIK December 18, 2004
by Local_Celeb November 20, 2009
Kid: "Dad, can we get movie theater-butter popcorn? It's 2 for $5."
Dad: "Oh what the hell, why not..."
Kid: "Really!? You really mean it!?"
Dad: "Calm down, calm down... don't get a big DICK!"
or:
"Bobby got that girls number so now he keeps getting a big dick about it."
Dad: "Oh what the hell, why not..."
Kid: "Really!? You really mean it!?"
Dad: "Calm down, calm down... don't get a big DICK!"
or:
"Bobby got that girls number so now he keeps getting a big dick about it."
by thegetawayplan9 January 07, 2010
The use of lemon in this phrase is abbreviated from the cockney rhyming slang 'lemon tart'
lemon tart = smart
lemon tart = smart
Example 1
"Don't get lemon with me son, or I'll take you outside and cut you open"
Example 2
Dumb arse gooner hater ain't so lemon now!
"Don't get lemon with me son, or I'll take you outside and cut you open"
Example 2
Dumb arse gooner hater ain't so lemon now!
by apositivenuisance August 14, 2009
by Elitist January 02, 2004